Luxurious

This kind of life is getting expensive we know how to live baby luxurious like egyptian cotton
work so hard every night and day and now we get the payback
tryin so hard saving up the pay and now we get to lay back

Luxurious by Gwen Stefani to the music of Biggie's Juicy which sampled the song by someone I dunno.

Men until you get a pedicure don't knock females for getting them every two weeks. As you can guess I got my toes done and they look wonderful and I was so happy after, its weird the small things that give you a boost. Those strong hands kneading and massaging my feet and calves felt so....so D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S.

So on the walk home I had to stop at Rite Aid of course I did the usual walk the aisles looking at stuff I had no need for but hey I wouldn't mind getting it; of course they were all beauty products Sally hansen stuff for your nails, blush, bronzer (I'm seriously thinking about that one my legs have gotten ridiculously light and combined with that some left over mosquito bite scars need to get covered up...looks like I had an ankle operation) baby oil gel to make the legs look luscious, lip gloss, try a new brand of mascara, or those eyeshadows they sell that are creamy and not powdery or maybe a metallic eyeliner or even an eyelash curler. So after 20mins walking around and chatting on the phone with my mom she called to commiserate about the game and we chatted about other stuff too; its funny my freshman yr I would call her a lot but she would hardly call maybe she was trying not to be clingy but clearly I wanted her to be clingy so it wouldn't be a hang out conversation...whats going on in school, how are your grades, taking ur vitamins, do you have enough money, some annectodes about my new american friends a la different world Brandi the black panther and mirror image of Freddy I would say my roommate was Whitley Gilbert etc etc ad nauseum, I would have prefered to talk about home but there wasn't much of that.
Imagine I found out only this week that Mappio the snow cone vendor died. Yes there was only one where I lived and he was the most popular and he rode that damn bike everywhere he even would put the lil ears on the snow cone. Yeah Mappio lived not in my village but the next on in the same general area. He lived near someone I knew so I saw him as he started building his family's house piece by piece and the day they did the casting was a big event, then columns for the front porch, cupboards and they moved in,,,then it was unpainted for a longgggggggggggggg time then one christmas it got painted.
RIP Mappio the snow cone man.

So back to Rite Aid, so I'm in line and the two cashiers are almost done but the dude speeds up and motions for me to go to him. So me cherry smile saying hi as usual.
LOL he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and lean his head to one side.
KY jelly
batteries
cocoa butter stick
That was the sum total of my purchase. Life is too funny boy.

Oh and how on top of the world did I feel when the nail ladies were like:
dose yaw real nails... werry strong wow ching chang wang wang wang etc.

I was almost tempted to get a mani with my pedi but that would have been $50 bucks gone and I have my cell phone bill plus etc etc etc to pay.

Yay so that was my day along with tiptoeing around office politics. It's a summer job I ain't salaried I don't care.
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Big up to ma FoxBoogie fam yall keep me in stitches
Stan
Fem
Death
Tuck ya dick between ya legs
Smoke my nutsack
Where's ya proof ugly?

So vile but thats my guilty pleasure...you know how the English language has evolved and there is ebonics, slang, internet slang, tech slang this board seems like it has its own language when I'm on other boards I have to restrain myself from typing in my FB persona.

Oh yall I have friends as much as I convince myself no one cares I had someone today who I spoke to about something that was bothering me a little bit. Lucky for me I think I would have gotten carpel tunnel syndrome instantly if I had tried to type what was in my head. I don't just tell something I have to give justification for each conclusion I come to about something esp someone's character, I don't like speaking badly of someone without something solid to back it up. Part of the reason why I think I'm always write.

Did syndrome and instantly make you chuckle a little bit.
How can a syndrome be acquired instantly.

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