and another anecdote of my ex. well it started as one and grew sowwie

you know you give best of awards in yuh class. Well I find in all the posts in the forum is like he was notorious fuh lying. Hmmmm makes yuh wonder eh well
this was another memory:
Remember when Riley bun he head in chem lab?
I doh have the specifics but it was either due to him putting his head too close to a bunsen burner or I think we was mixing something that he wasn't supposed to and the reaction 'exploded' and nearly bun de man hair. he was walking around school for days wid dis spot in his forehead..... lookin like cochroach bite him.Riley fill in de blanks na!!!

He comes to clear it up:
ah was too close for the hair......but brian j let potassium nitrate explode an bun mih arse.....ah still ha' d marks till now

And there were "confessions" hahahha dis one is supposedly from my god-sister

I've been itching to reply to everyone for a while, but I've been having trouble logging in....so-o-o...hi back to Preston, Petal, Simone, Dhawyne.I figure this post will remain pretty much below the radar in a somewhat obscure position, so now I will bare all. Just kidding.By second form, I had this debilitating crush on George - the kind that left me hyperventilating daily and perilously close to having an asthma attack. So eventually I decided to do something about it. One day I mustered all my courage and wrote him a love letter on blue diary pages in my neatest handwriting and tried to leave it on his desk. I don't even remember what I wrote, just that the letter was intercepted by Rolene and she read it out loud to the whole class, leaving me absolutely mortified. I don't think I ever said one word to him for the next ten years. Hahaha.
They then go ahead debating whether George is single now fuh her to get her hook up

and notables like a classic line from Julien

One day while hanging in de hallway, a certain Dawn W was walking down the corridor. Miss Lady was unfortunate enough to not only bounce into to Julien by mistake, but also possessed a distinct cokey eye as part of her physiology.Obviously angered by her supposedly not minding her business, Julien buss out ah classic that ah go take to mih grave.
De bighead boy tell Dawn to either "watch whey she going, or go whey she watching." hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha.Allyuh Top Dat!


Anyone remembers when??? they (safer to remain unnamed here) had the kissing competition? to see who could kiss the most girls? And Jason had the bike shed lock down as his territory? Any girl who passed through was subject to his advances.


Another notable: When
Brian Jones being the kinda guy he is label the red bean?????


yes....mr jones in practice test for CXC label the red bean: vagina ,clitoris, anus........and Mrs Allard an all laff till she cry!!!!!!!
Ms Allard is the Bio teacher eh boy I tell you. But she have a bad bad (good) sense of humor. Her daughter was in my class. She was another that had kids in like 6th 4th and 1st form in de same school. Boy I dont know how my friends did it I would die if my mom had taught in my high school. My the time me and her daughter got to 6th form she was the Vice Principal. Pressah ah tell yuh pressah.


What about when BHS tekk 12 goals to NIL??
one glourious afternoon on our own terf............. Bishops 'football warriors' take 12 goals to nothin from Compre!..........courtesy Wendell Jordan! Wendell.... how could you? I sure everybody on compre side score a goal........ keeper and all!

Response:Two lef foot?... dat en nuttin! Allyuh remember when I hands de ball in de penalty box? It was a afternoon and I didn't know what de ass I was doin (no surprises there) and de ball was up in de air and Mark Titus tell me to catch it. I like an arse listened and hands de ball. Mr D was furious!!!

Response:dat wuz real funny.. ah couldn't believe yuh actually catch de ball...... idiot!!!!




BHS was de best days yes. I need to get my classmates to get on dis site and talk bout when Nicole A father come to school and blaze she tail fuh tekkin man, or when de baddest punishment was having to stand on stage during study all, or the gambling that went on during free periods, or when the most innocent looking girl (my good fren) was topless in another episode of strip rummy, or when Alan P got slap by Mr S in assembly hard hard in front of everybody, or when we make the most mild mannered teacher cuss us in French class cuz de 2 fools by de electric buzzer keep on pressin it every 2 mins. Whooooooooooooooooooooo memory lane memory lane,,,,,or when helpful male classmates would dust the chalk off of the back of your skirt or remove the offending piece of lint from your shirt coincidentally in the same place your tigg o biddies were now starting to bud , or your first class party when Shot Call was de dance and Gee almost chook out Angelle eye doin de dance, or even the dynamic duo couple that held down dey lunch time spot standing up for hours on end staring into each others eyes talking about what they can't even remember now, or the lady in the canteen that had the hairiest breasts ever, or when Ms Thomas daughter was part of the EnVogue performance and her dress ride up so high to see her underwear and her mom (a teacher) was smiling blissfully in the front row, or when we had big passa passa in class and the form mistress come in and we havin big debate and all of a sudden she bang on de desk and shout "Satan get thee hence" an ppl start to cry, or when we used to have chair races or play table tennis on the teacher desk, or when we girls took back our power and started to molest the boys of the class {not like they protested}, or when Mr . Moses let us have our 1st form dinner at his house and we 10 girls went there during the day and cleaned up and dance to old Kitchener and Sparrow records ,or when Withfield refused to do the math exam wrote his name on the paper then walked out (this was his 1st yr 1st term in high school how he was bad so) or when said same Withfield used to race around school driving an imaginary car with steering wheel, gears, clutch, horn and screeching noises, or when lil Keyun B fracture Rixon nose b/c he knew Karate even tho he was 1/2 Rixon size , or when guys would abuse Natasha "pregnant head" but lived to regret it when she finally filled out. God I could go on. Luckily since then I knew the value of those days. I was probably one of the few that knew these days were gold and wanted to hold on but alas. Isn't that always my problem tryna hold on to something that already passed. ;-)
The site is a lil skin an bones but it has the potential to be really beautiful the more people we get in contact with....yuh see dat we like I about to be admin or summin. SMH