Have you made it on ZANZ

Obviously I've abandoned my primary board cuz my name is not mentioned as an example for anything. Time to put some work in. I'm joking but this post was funny. LPH stands for Lone Pubic Hair dais d man screen name and he is hilarious and relentless...yea I'm a Pubey groupie. I alone call him that everyone else calls him Pubes. lol

*Disclaimer - This is directed at no-one in particular except that it is directed at everyone. Cause frankly wunnuh is some funny mofos and I jus' doan give a feck*

Congratulations, if you are reading this it already tells me that you are well on your way to making it on zanz. Why? Because everything I write is genius and should be read as often as humanly possible.

Having A Groupie

Have you ever been standing up in a fete minding your own business and out of the blue some one siddles up to you and says "Hi ? Or for the more advanced of you "Hi . Have you had to say "Wait...wuh gine on boss/girl?" while in the back of your mind you trying to figure out who this person is, or even if you should run like hell? Yes, if you have a forum groupie (or a froupies as i call 'em) or two you have definitely made it on this forum.

The Hate Topic

There you are, minding other people's business as usual and out of the blue..."I hate " pops up. Have you made it? Hell no! It just means that people hate you. However...if after your hate topic emerges, you get no less than 2 pages of people saying that you are not a bad person, then you have definitely made it.


Club Xtreme

Ah yes the official Zanz party spot. If you are a partier in this club well I am sure the owner thanks you for your business. If you know the owner and can greet him/her by their first name have you made it? Feck no yuh lil brown nose. What you need to do is to take your little brown nosing self out of the Xtreme owner's ass and stick it between the forum's admins' asses. Who cares who you know in the real world. You are so much more important to us in cyber-land.


The Zanz Lime

The good old forum get together. Have you ever been to one? Do you know who Libra is? how about General Solidus? Have you drank with a soca whore? Is going to these limes an effective way of making it on this forum? Sadly the answer is no. Going to these limes serves no purpose save for getting you away from your precious keyboard and drunk. While getting drunk with zanzers is likely to cause you to be "made", it is more effective if you invite them all to your house and get plastered while posting on the forum.


The Forum Love Affair

We all know that zanz.com is the premier sex server in the the GBA (Greater Bridgetown Area). Have you got in on the action? Flinging the lovin' on a zanzer is a good start on your quest to make it, however it is not enough. What you need to do next is break up with that s.o.b and chronicle every single second of your most private moments on the forum. The jucier the dirt you dish, the quicker you can become a "made zanzer".
N.B - Any girls wishing to fling it on someone to become a "made zanzer" please address your request to:
X³ c/o My pm box
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Zanz of Our Lives

The award winning strip by yours truly is a sure fire way to become "made". Some of the most popular zanzers have graced the panels of that strip. People like Chelsea, Loch, Piper/Diesel, Ana and LPH. These are "made zanzers". You want t o make the strip, do c*nt. In fact do c*nt and act dumb about it. X³ will be "write" there waiting on your dumb ass...I mean yes I just want to help.

Now these are just a few of the many ways to get "made". If you have any questions about how to get "made" or if you are on the right path, ladies address them to:

X³ c/o My pm box
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for an immediate response.

Guys address you questions to:
X³ c/o My pm box
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My posts with the subject "I AM A GUY" in bold for a response before Xmas. Thank you.

This has been another X³ Public Service Announcement.